I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.