Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.