Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.