Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.