I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.

My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.