Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."
Rita RudnerI hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
Rita RudnerMen don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
Rita Rudner