I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.