I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

Never take candy from strangers.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.