I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.