I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.