I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.