If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Rita RudnerI have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.
Rita RudnerI love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Rita Rudner