All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.