I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.