My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita RudnerThe logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.
Rita RudnerMen love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Rita Rudner