All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?