A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".