If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.