My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita RudnerI adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
Rita RudnerSome women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Rita Rudner