My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita RudnerThe time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
Rita RudnerThe word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
Rita Rudner