Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.