An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Cats are a waste of fur.
My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.
Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him