You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.

There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.