Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

I paid attention to not being a comedian, and just concentrated on being who I was. That is what you have to do. If you say you are a comedian that has been done before. If you just be who you are then you are unique. Everyone is unique.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?