Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.