Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.