I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.