Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
Never take candy from strangers.
I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.