I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.