I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.