Cats are a waste of fur.
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!
If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.