Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.