I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.