Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.