When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.