When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.