When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.