My Vegas act is how I make my money.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.