I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.