I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.