Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A.
Rita RudnerMy father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
Rita RudnerThe way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
Rita Rudner