I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.