Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.