Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.