Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.