I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.
Rita RudnerI adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
Rita RudnerI'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.
Rita Rudner