I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.