If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really living. I spend more and more time on hold each year. By the time I die, I'm going to be quite young.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.

I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.