If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.