If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.