I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.
Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.