If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.