Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.