Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Never take candy from strangers.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.