Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.