Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

I like whomever to come to my shows. I want people who want to see me to come see me. I don't want to force people. I don't want it to feel like a job!