All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.