I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Never take candy from strangers.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.