The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'