Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.