Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.