Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.