Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.