It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.