Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.