I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.