I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.