Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
To exercise is human; not to is divine.
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.