It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.