I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.