I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

Individuality' is the key to success.