Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?