Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.