Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.