Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.

Individuality' is the key to success.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.