For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
Robert OrbenIf at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
Robert OrbenI understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Robert Orben