A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.