I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!