A compliment is verbal sunshine.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.