I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.