What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.