What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.