What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.