What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!