An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.