An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.