An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.