There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.