Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.