Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

Individuality' is the key to success.