Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.