It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.