Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.