I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.