Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.