I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.