I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.