I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.