If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.