I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.