I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.