Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
Robert OrbenMy wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
Robert OrbenIn prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Robert Orben