I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.