They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.