I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?