I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.