I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Individuality' is the key to success.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!