Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.