Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.