Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!