Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.