Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.