Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.