Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.