When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.