I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."