I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.