Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.