Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.