Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.